Teacher Training To Include MMA In The UK.
The government has announced that because of increased violence in schools against teaching staff that all teacher training will now include statutory qualification as Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fighters.
Crime
Mandatory Hi-Viz To Be Worn By All People Leaving Their Home.
A new UK law comes into force today making it illegal to leave your home without a hi-viz vest on.
Back Street Homeless Tattooist Used Rat Teeth And Bin Juice On Unsuspecting Customers.
A man is in court today charged with assault and administering a toxic substance after being found providing cheap tattoos to his victims.
Police Given New Powers To Arrest ‘Twats’
Police in the UK have been given new guidelines and powers to identify and arrest twats which will come into force in the next month.
140mph Childs E-Bike Banned After Thousands Sold
Ban comes too late for e-bike that can reach speeds of 140mph straight out of the box.
US President Pardons Pol Pot, Stalin And Wile E. Coyote
In an extraordinary and yet unsurprising move US President Donald Trump has issued posthumous pardons to 3 individuals he believes have been unjustly perceived as ‘bad’ in the past.