UK Police Raid Illegal Panda Bear Fighting Gang.
Armed officers have raided an illegal panda bear fighting club housed in an industrial park in Dorset. Police were tipped off about the club by a disgruntled patron who had lost £10,000.
Animals
Man Builds Lego House To Live In With His Dog.
A request for donated lego went viral so the man made the decision to sell up and live the Lego lifestyle.
Prosthetic Dog Testicles To Be Mandatory For All Male Dogs Having The Snip.
After years of lobbying and legal battles animal welfare advocates have managed to get their DBM law through parliament.. The Dogs Balls Matter Law states....
Zoo Defends Meerkat Cage Fighting Show.
Swansea Zoo in Wales, UK has defended its decision to continue holding cage fighting events using its large meerkat mob.
Slug Species Discovered Which Only Eats Hedgehogs
Biologists in the UK announced the discovery of an incredible new species of carnivorous slug which appears to only eat hedgehogs. It’s been named Limax Sonicitus.
Clothes Industry Hails Breeding Of ‘Polly’ The 1st Sheep To Produce 100% Polyester Fleece.
A conglomerate of Asian clothing industry manufacturers has announced the successful breeding of the world's first sheep to produce a 100% polyester fleece.
Squirrel Eats Homeless Man's Nuts
In a horrifying incident a homeless man is being treated in hospital after being attacked by a squirrel in a park.
Breaking: Pope Declares Kangaroos (and Wallabies) "Spawn of Satan"
Pope Leo XIV declares that kangaroos—and their smaller cousins, wallabies—are “the spawn of the devil himself.”
50% Plastic Fish Discovered.
Scientists have confirmed they have identified a new species of fish in the Atlantic which is composed of over 50% polyethylene material. The fish is a subspecies of the Atlantic herring.
Obese Seagulls In Cleethorpes Caught Placing Fast Food Orders Using Stolen Phones.
Residents of Cleethorpes are struggling to process a bizarre phenomenon that has left local business owners baffled and birdwatchers both horrified and impressed—seagulls appear to have learned how to place takeaway orders via food delivery apps.
School Soaks All Exercise Books In Vinegar To Stop Epidemic Of Dogs Eating Homework
A midlands school has taken the unusual step of soaking all writing paper and exercise books in vinegar to stop a rising trend of family pets eating homework
£980 For Cockroach Soup At Michelin Star Restaurant
Opinions are divided today after London chef Joey Kousino revealed the new menu at his Michelin starred restaurant Affluditz which is a top spot for rich and famous
Trafalgar Square Food Stall KFP Refuses To Confirm Where It Gets Its Meat From.
A food stall which has been located at Trafalgar Square in London for over 15 years is under pressure to reveal where it gets its meat from after a customer found grey feathers in his kebab.
Dog Eats Bible, Walks On Water Then Disappears.
Reports have come in of an incident yesterday when a dog who had just eaten a bible walked on water.